This ship has sailed!

 Anybody else feel like they can’t keep up with their 10 year old’s lingo!

M: Mom, do you know a lot of kids in class are shipping for so and so and so and so (insert two names)..

Me: Shipping for meaning? Shipping where?

M: MOOOOMMM - shipping - as in romantically connecting

Me: Seriously they say shipping these days??? That’s so suss!!! (Fyi, suss is what I learnt last year to mean suspicious apparently)

M: Mom, don’t try to be cool! Using suss and all!

Me: Bruh!

M: MOoom don’t do that! It doesn’t suit you!

Me: do you also want me to ship?

M: mom you are impossible!

Me: